I'm talking about Timothy Olyphant, of course

If I just kept scrolling, would I end up back in 2007? Would my timeline end on the day I signed up for this hellsite in 2009? Do I even still follow anyone from 2009?

Would I see posts from my current mutuals from before I knew them?

Would I rexperience all the ages of tumblr in reverse, knowing what lay ahead for these mad fools in the ball pit.

Could I revisit my mutuals who have long fallen by the wayside? Thier personal dramas, tragedies, and tiumphs unfolding across my dash once again.

Would the Vines be as sweet as they are in our memory?

Would the fandoms be as vibrant as they’re colored in my minds eye?

Would my queue runneth over?

lunchboxpoems:

LUCILLE CLIFTON

shaunofthedead:

thesexiestselkie:

emeraldwhale:

emeraldwhale:

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

pizzee:

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

wyrmweed:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

transcription by @jub3r7

“This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You’re not really rolling them straight :/ I’m not sure I like this at all, I don’t like the noise. See what’s the point! That didn’t break with the contraption, so it doesn’t coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don’t like the noise - she was with chil- you’re BEATING the child! It’s just sick. It’s twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is… where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they’re all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don’t like this - it’s SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don’t - they’re SPRITZING me!” *from other video, a man’s voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: “I’m sorry. What was that?” *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) “No.”

wifey-type:

Good pussy be so warm because it’s from hell.

bellybuttonblue2:

commiepinkofag:

emmaklee:

personal protective equipment / Montgomery Ward catalogue (1950s)

look fabulous in this year’s political fallout fashion, covid couture & post-roe contraceptive wear

memecucker:

neil-gaiman:

At striking actors' hangout bar, tiny residual checks no longer a joke

For actors trying to make it in Hollywood, a small residual check from one of their first jobs used to prompt laughter, and at one neighborh

Reuters

“It’s gotten to the point where I think a lot of people can’t believe it if they get a residual for $25,” O'Brien said. “They’re so used to opening those envelopes and it’s 30 cents.”

O'Brien, who has appeared on dozens of shows, from “Grey’s Anatomy” to “Pretty Little Liars,” shared images of residual checks from more than two decades ago worth $47.49, $87.77 and $216.25. Others, from the past few years, amounted to $1.63, 43 cents and 1 cent.

Lower residual payments mean fewer actors earn the $26,470 per year needed to qualify for SAG-AFTRA’s health insurance coverage, said actor Michael Spellman. The union said about 14% of its 160,000 members currently meet that threshold.

Really important info for anyone thinking this is a “rich people strike”